Two and a Half Men — S01E18 — An Old Flame with a New Wick

00:00:01 - But I don't want to go to summer camp. - Are you kidding?

00:00:38 I got a little e-mail this morning from an ex-girlfriend,

00:01:23 Broke his little black heart. It was pathetic.

00:02:29 Just a beer.

00:03:11 the friendship was the best part of our relationship.

00:04:14 No.

00:05:02 Is it you or just out of some general fund?

00:05:55 Charlie, how could I have explained it to you back then?

00:06:38 Jeez.

00:07:35 Yeah, different rules now.

00:08:28 Hi.

00:09:18 - But I was talking money. - So was I.

00:10:24 But our mom with a guy who's younger than us, it's just freaking me out.

00:11:11 - And you and Jill used to... - Every chance we got.

00:12:04 until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.

00:13:13 - Morning. - Morning.

00:13:59 BOTH: Oh, no.

00:15:02 some sordid adventures together, but that's the past.

00:15:50 - You what? - One time.

00:16:48 Not angry. Not thrilled.

00:17:31 What do you think?

00:18:15 We still friends?

00:19:43 The pros and cons of continuing your relationship with Bill.

00:21:11 English -SDH