Two and a Half Men — S01E17 — Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

00:00:02 - Hey! There he is! High five! - Down low. Too slow.

00:00:59 - You haven't been paying them. - Told you they'd notice.

00:01:46 - Me? - What about my sister?

00:02:32 Right. Good one. Hey!

00:03:21 So what's wrong with me?

00:04:09 Coventry, Rhode Island.

00:04:52 Alan, quite frankly, I'm a little hurt and a little disappointed,

00:05:44 - What do you say, Dad? - Don't push me, Jake.

00:06:37 Nothing. I just want to make sure he knows why.

00:07:34 Really?

00:08:49 Hey, I've got to run some errands, so I'll be back in about an hour.

00:09:42 Good. You're gonna be fine.

00:10:34 I'm kind of hungry. Can we stop for a chili cheeseburger?

00:11:30 Yeah, well, those things are just ice-cream trucks with blood bags.

00:12:15 Over dinner?

00:13:02 - Measles? - I don't know.

00:13:46 What are you gonna give me to not feel the shot?

00:14:30 Help us out here, Doc.

00:15:23 Okay. Goodbye.

00:16:17 If Mom's ever in a coma, you're the one who has to decide to pull the plug.

00:17:03 Hold on.

00:17:41 You were right.

00:18:28 Dead, but comfortable.

00:19:58 English -SDH