Two and a Half Men — S01E16 — That Was Saliva, Alan

00:00:01 CHARLIE: Previously on Two and a Half Men.

00:00:35 Deep tissue massage, pancakes.

00:01:15 Okay, guys, here's the deal.

00:02:08 This is it, right? One kid, no pets?

00:02:57 - You're a singer? - Well, as it turns out, no. But...

00:03:36 You don't have to know.

00:04:12 If I remember correctly, you couldn't wait to get rid of her.

00:05:05 Hold on, let me finish.

00:05:47 Dad's having another colonoscopy.

00:06:26 If he can just keep that attitude for another 30 years, he's gold.

00:07:16 Why are those people here?

00:08:07 You love your daughter.

00:10:10 How much did you see?

00:10:52 All right.

00:11:35 You know what, Charlie? I think you're jealous.

00:12:28 Leave me alone.

00:13:47 - Coffee? - Thank you.

00:14:43 Don't really like it.

00:15:34 Jake, why don't you go in the kitchen

00:16:27 No, you don't understand. Alan's a nester.

00:17:22 Do you always say exactly the right thing?

00:18:11 Yes, you've got a lot of baggage, but it's nothing I can't get to the curb.

00:19:18 Okay, hon, the cab's waiting. Say goodbye to Jake.

00:21:30 English -SDH