Two and a Half Men — S01E15 — Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

00:00:03 There we go. Watch your step.

00:01:02 Charlie, let's go, this woman is clearly a lunatic.

00:02:06 Man, this is going to take forever.

00:03:03 Isn't throwing that stuff on the road a little dangerous?

00:03:51 So, where can we drop you?

00:04:50 - Hi, Dad. Hey, Uncle Charlie. - Hey, guys.

00:05:39 Hi, Rose. Thanks for babysitting.

00:06:31 Apparently, Mummy on a Chair is a very complex game.

00:07:26 Alan, open your eyes. That is an intriguing and exciting woman.

00:08:26 Good question. Guess.

00:09:19 - Do you get regular chiropractic work? - Are you kidding? Once a week.

00:10:25 Yeah, I'm living a dream.

00:11:42 So nobody makes you pancakes where you live?

00:12:49 Thanks, sweetie. You are a doll.

00:13:48 Sometimes I just crack me up.

00:14:29 would you care?

00:15:11 But you think that if you did want her,

00:16:09 Have been, Charlie. Have been. We are not teenagers anymore.

00:16:55 - Alan, stop competing with me. - Why don't you stop competing with me?

00:17:40 Yeah. We love each other. See?

00:18:31 - What a nice girl. - Yeah.

00:19:28 Where are we going, Mommy?

00:20:05 I just met your brother's latest stuff.

00:21:21 English -SDH