Two and a Half Men — S01E14 — I Can't Afford Hyenas
2004 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.8 · 1,407 VOTES · DIR. Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Rob Schiller
Overview
Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.
Dialogue Timeline — 343 lines
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00:00:02 ON TV: The kick is up, it's long enough.
00:00:42 What's next, Charlie? You gonna teach him how to shoot craps?
00:01:35 Yeah. Come to my house and explain to my daughter
00:02:25 Alan, what do I do?
00:03:11 Charlie, why haven't you been paying your bills?
00:04:05 Just don't rip the tape, they check.
00:04:49 which, for you, would be royalties from your jingles, right?
00:05:57 Okay.
00:06:44 but I have a plane to catch right now.
00:07:51 Let's look at your expenses.
00:08:36 It's gone.
00:09:24 Gone and gone.
00:10:12 Look, you know I'd help you if I could,
00:11:08 How do you like that cabernet?
00:11:56 I can't do this anymore, Alan. I quit.
00:12:52 Anybody want a snack?
00:13:31 - I can't do that. - You have to.
00:14:36 but, of course, you couldn't tell 'cause none of their faces were moving.
00:15:23 about your frivolous lifestyle, which luckily, she doesn't know the half of.
00:16:08 All right. How much do you need?
00:17:05 You can keep your money, lady, because I'm a free man,
00:18:14 Your dad owns a bank?
00:19:11 Shame on them.
00:20:45 English -SDH
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed343
Dialogue density16.3 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:20:45
Production Record
DirectorLee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Rob Schiller
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,407
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 1, episode 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/1/episode/14
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