Two and a Half Men — S01E13 — Sarah Like Puny Alan

00:00:02 Here, try this.

00:00:38 - I think he's coming down with something. - Oh, no.

00:01:14 Doesn't know frumunda sauce but gets why I need the house.

00:02:00 Well, I never really liked him, but he had a hot wife.

00:02:37 Don't take things off his plate. He's coming down with something.

00:03:45 - Cool. - Excuse me?

00:04:25 Rose, this isn't the best time. Alan's pretty sick.

00:05:21 - How? - There's footprints in the cheesecake.

00:06:10 Well, then, you should be drinking lots of fluids.

00:06:57 I'm still thirsty.

00:08:26 No, but I hear the sister's a bit of a freak.

00:09:16 Sure did. "Sarah like puny Alan."

00:09:55 - Sure! - Charlie!

00:10:53 Oh, yeah. Okay.

00:11:34 If you think you're protecting Jake by living like a monk, you're wrong.

00:12:32 Okay, I dropped Jake off at his mom's,

00:13:17 I think you're coming down with what I've got.

00:14:38 Nominated for two Daytime Emmys.

00:15:23 Chiropractics is not just about back ailments.

00:16:14 You only became a chiropractor because you couldn't get into medical school.

00:17:00 You could've been a respected studio musician.

00:18:12 Well, no one else was gonna take care of us.

00:19:00 - No. - Just relax. Come on.

00:20:47 English -SDH