Two and a Half Men — S01E12 — Camel Filters and Pheromones

00:00:01 Well, Judith, you can't have it both ways.

00:00:49 Well, go ahead and call your lawyers, but I think I am well within my rights here.

00:01:56 So I'll get up when I'm good and ready.

00:02:48 Hey, Berta. Morning.

00:03:24 - So where is she? - She's playing with Jake.

00:04:06 You can start with his toilet.

00:05:16 Yeah, I gotta catch up on some paperwork that

00:06:54 You're pretty good.

00:07:40 And knowing your mother, he might be.

00:08:31 Rose, this is Berta's 16-year-old granddaughter, Prudence.

00:09:17 - Prudence, you're 16. - You know, Prudence,

00:10:02 Just keep her out of the liquor cabinet.

00:11:12 Jake, you need to get started on that book report.

00:12:18 But I do want you to know that

00:13:14 - I'll take care of this right now. Bye. - Charlie, I want to see Jake.

00:14:03 Hey, Judith. What's up?

00:14:48 Absolutely.

00:16:04 Oh, God.

00:16:51 This is Freddie. My fiancé.

00:17:30 Yeah, $218.

00:18:14 What do you think you're doing with my baby girl?

00:18:51 It was worth a shot.

00:19:38 When a boy becomes a man,

00:20:52 English -SDH