Two and a Half Men — S01E10 — Merry Thanksgiving

00:00:03 - Hey, what are you doing? - Picking out a shirt.

00:00:40 and I thought, maybe you and I could do something.

00:01:32 You know, I like this shirt much better.

00:02:29 Thanks, you, too.

00:03:24 And that would be me?

00:04:12 - Bo? - Bo.

00:05:00 you'll never have a successful relationship with any woman, let alone me,

00:05:55 - Okay, this is going nowhere. - Lisa, wait. I'm sorry.

00:06:54 - I need to show Lisa that I'm a family guy. - But you're not.

00:07:42 but the thing is, I really care for Lisa

00:08:28 "so he that can maintain an on-again-off-again relationship

00:09:19 - Really? Who? - My housekeeper, Berta.

00:10:13 I like what you've done with the place.

00:10:54 - So, Shelley, how you liking California? - We live in California.

00:11:41 - Hey, Berta. Look who's here. - Hi, Berta.

00:12:32 JAKE: I want more money.

00:13:24 I love you, Charlie, but you're not gonna change my mind.

00:14:11 The lesbians of my generation were too scared to come out of the closet.

00:15:17 Here it is.

00:16:15 Significant.

00:17:22 I'm thankful for you,

00:18:07 Maybe not, but I'm the head of this household,

00:19:03 Lisa, marry me.

00:21:01 English -SDH