Two and a Half Men — S01E09 — Phase One, Complete

00:00:04 WENDY: Charlie. CHARLIE: Come on.

00:00:39 No.

00:01:36 It's maple, maple, mapelicious

00:02:16 - Really? - If it's okay with your father.

00:03:11 Okay, now I get where you're coming from.

00:04:03 - You think so? - Yeah, she's smart,

00:04:54 Yeah, I guess I could.

00:05:52 We're both like two lonely socks that want desperately to keep someone's feet warm.

00:07:42 If there were pancakes on my night table, it would be the perfect morning.

00:08:34 And remember what I said. Hook him on the milk, he'll buy the cow.

00:09:13 Are you kidding? I want to hear more about that sonogram.

00:09:58 Okay. I pulled your car around.

00:10:48 Let's see. Today's Sunday, so... Never.

00:11:34 Like a fox.

00:12:29 How would I do that, Charlie? And by the way, was that so hard?

00:13:20 - I don't hate you. - Good.

00:14:16 H-A-T.

00:15:07 What?

00:15:58 Let's see.

00:16:59 Okay.

00:17:47 So you and Dave, how serious is that?

00:18:38 And I think it might have something to do with my relationship with my mom.

00:19:39 and then dumping me like a bag of old doorknobs?

00:21:08 English -SDH