Two and a Half Men — S01E08 — Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

00:00:01 This is where I sit.

00:00:34 It's a cry for his parents to get back together.

00:01:13 First your mission, then mine.

00:02:07 It looks as if we're gonna have to cancel

00:03:09 What about Miss Tuttle? The freak?

00:03:56 Come on. You'll write the music and lyrics.

00:04:38 I want to watch you go through the windshield.

00:05:23 - Now, those songs had a point of view. - Yeah.

00:06:11 Your uncle Charlie is a professional musician, and your mom and dad...

00:06:54 - I didn't say that. - Do you?

00:07:40 You betcha.

00:08:21 I'd probably blow off rehearsal and start chugging from the blender.

00:09:06 Let's find out.

00:10:08 Right on.

00:11:05 My Fair Lady? Camelot?

00:11:51 Your brother's a horse's ass.

00:12:46 - Yeah, right. - He is.

00:13:30 From the magic chocolate mountain

00:14:19 With Dry Guy Deodorant

00:15:01 Plumber in a Jar. Let's really sell it this time.

00:15:52 That's cool. I like that, too.

00:16:52 Before the Industrial Revolution, we lived in an agrarian society.

00:17:36 Have a cold frosty mug and pull her near

00:19:02 English -SDH