Two and a Half Men — S01E07 — If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Name: Two and a Half Men — S01E07 — If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Director: Andy Ackerman, Chuck Lorre
Released: 2003
Duration: 21 min
Rating: 8.3
Cast: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle

2003 · 21 MIN · IMDB 8.3 · 1,592 VOTES · DIR. Andy Ackerman, Chuck Lorre

Two and a Half Men — S01E07 — If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake poster

Overview

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.

Dialogue Timeline — 360 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:01 I have my own room at Mom's house, too.

00:00:48 Just go get dressed.

00:01:36 that's not my point. I don't want women flashing their butt tattoos at my son.

00:02:21 - Fine. - All I'm asking is that you keep in mind

00:03:26 and then one friend never called the other friend,

00:04:18 A woman's behind with a butterfly tattoo.

00:05:09 but when my son is here, I expect you to clean up your act.

00:05:56 You know what?

00:07:02 Anyway, look, can we talk about this picture Jake drew?

00:07:57 Let's talk a minute here.

00:08:51 - Are you quite done? - No. I think you're being very unfair.

00:09:40 Do you have any questions?

00:10:42 She's upset because her parents want to take Jake to SeaWorld.

00:11:37 Why don't you open up another bottle of wine

00:12:25 - just 'cause my father liked him. - I married a guy just like my father.

00:13:41 Evelyn never gets any quality time with him.

00:14:28 In about nine seconds.

00:15:24 Hello? Me?

00:16:10 And I got to pet a shark. And the coolest thing was the whales.

00:17:10 Here, Jake. Take your pizza and go watch TV in your room.

00:18:05 and you act all loving and supportive,

00:18:59 Thank you. I'm really starting to enjoy it.

00:19:54 Where do you get that kind of sleazy thinking?

00:21:29 English -SDH

Cast & Characters

Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper Jon Cryer Alan Harper Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper Marin Hinkle Judith Harper Melanie Lynskey Rose Kristin Dattilo Cindy

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed360

Dialogue density17.1 lines / min

First line00:00:01

Final line00:21:29

Production Record

DirectorAndy Ackerman, Chuck Lorre

LanguageEnglish

IMDb votes1,592

Factoids

Episode

Two and a Half Men, season 1, episode 7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/1/episode/7

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