Two and a Half Men - S01E06 - Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

00:00:09 - Hi. - Hi, Uncle Charlie.

00:00:55 "You're a big selfish jerk."

00:01:38 we don't just willy-nilly pick up the receiver and answer it. No.

00:02:44 Look, I appreciate your need for privacy, but I think you're sending a bad message

00:03:21 And the phone company obviously agrees with me,

00:04:03 I would drop off a gift for my grandson.

00:04:47 - But, what about the guy... - That was annulled.

00:05:38 - You go, I look bad. - What'd you care?

00:06:13 "Don't call me Grandma."

00:06:54 Good to meet you, Jake.

00:07:57 This man is very important to me. We are going to have a nice dinner.

00:08:40 Glaciers and whales, I didn't quite see the point of it all.

00:09:16 When my father told me who he was dating, I made a point of being here.

00:10:02 - You said I was very special to you. - You were.

00:11:11 Needless to say, he choked.

00:11:49 No, I got to be honest, I like my idea better.

00:12:31 Okay, she's here. Let's go.

00:13:19 Yeah. I'm sorry, too.

00:14:04 EVELYN: God!

00:15:13 is stuff that other people lost and will never get back.

00:16:27 - Besides, Charlie always hated that. - Are you kidding? It was his idea.

00:18:04 Charlie.

00:19:01 Maybe it's my fault.

00:20:54 English -SDH