Two and a Half Men — S01E05 — The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
2003 · 19 MIN · IMDB 7.8 · 1,616 VOTES · DIR. Lee Aronsohn, Andy Ackerman, Chuck Lorre
Overview
Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.
Dialogue Timeline — 296 lines
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00:00:14 Never mix tequila and scotch.
00:00:55 That explains the tuxedo.
00:01:51 I've heard about you.
00:02:54 This is Charlie Harper. Alan Harper's brother.
00:03:43 How's Jake doing?
00:04:26 Let me ask you something, Kate McLaughlin.
00:05:08 Thank you, Charlie. Jake, go take a shower.
00:05:48 But I can.
00:06:25 You were saying I was nice about something.
00:07:03 Ernie, for God's sake, you're killing me here.
00:07:51 Kate again?
00:08:25 - Yeah. Why? - Nothing. Have fun.
00:09:01 A successful chiropractor, intelligent, dedicated.
00:09:47 Osteoporosis is a real problem.
00:10:51 - Yeah. - It's nice.
00:11:50 I brought some samples. We've got
00:12:30 Please do.
00:13:09 - I'm sorry? - Could I talk to you for a minute?
00:13:42 Let him decide?
00:14:29 At 8:00 am, I can barely get out of bed to go to the bathroom.
00:15:25 Okay. This is new for me.
00:16:15 Where are you going?
00:17:21 I can fill in the blanks.
00:18:38 English -SDH
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed296
Dialogue density15.6 lines / min
First line00:00:14
Final line00:18:38
Production Record
DirectorLee Aronsohn, Andy Ackerman, Chuck Lorre
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,616
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 1, episode 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/1/episode/5
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