Two and a Half Men — S01E04 — If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

00:00:03 BERTA: Charlie? Honey, wake up.

00:00:50 I hope you two will be very happy together.

00:01:55 Berta's been with me forever. She does everything.

00:02:37 It's her coffee. I just pressed the button.

00:03:22 I don't know the mechanics of it, but, yeah.

00:04:27 Not you. That girl that's been stalking me.

00:05:14 Are you saying we should see other people?

00:06:00 Bye-bye now. Good luck,

00:07:02 I am not a child.

00:08:33 I didn't make her quit.

00:09:16 Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. 4456 Malibu Canyon Road.

00:10:04 Again, thank you.

00:10:55 It's in your hair, man.

00:11:43 Okay, speaking from my own experience,

00:12:44 Yeah, that's why I do this. For love.

00:13:42 We're going to need a new chain.

00:14:40 Sure. But when I do it, you just ignore me.

00:15:23 Of course you do. You're a maid, and I'm an ass.

00:16:10 Jake, dude, I'm right on the edge.

00:17:01 Goodbye, Rose.

00:18:04 Is Jake ready?

00:18:50 Grow up, Charlie.

00:20:05 You look great, Rose, I swear.

00:21:31 English -SDH