Two and a Half Men — S01E03 — Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

00:00:07 If you've got bugs

00:00:44 Just for the record, I'm not dating anyone

00:01:21 No, it's okay, pal. We can go to Disneyland.

00:02:31 You want me to leave my son with the whack job who's been stalking you

00:03:19 Maybe some other time, Rose. It turns out we're not gonna need a babysitter tonight.

00:04:27 Morning, Porky.

00:05:10 She'll be stuck with some ambulance- chasing clown from Van Nuys

00:05:58 Because when your brother's marriage ended

00:07:12 ALAN: Hey, Jake, you want to take him?

00:08:18 Oh, no.

00:09:00 Okay, I'll, call your mom and, tell her we're on our way.

00:09:57 She started my car and threw my sandwich in the back seat.

00:10:52 Okay, well, don't cry. We can still be friends.

00:11:59 Toss him in the ocean. Very clever.

00:12:46 I saw.

00:13:46 This isn't our car?

00:14:31 Driver! Sherman Oaks!

00:15:43 So? How'd it go?

00:16:37 I maintain that he knew the fish was bad, but he kept eating it anyway.

00:17:32 Look who's got beer muscles all of a sudden.

00:18:04 Just go east on Sunset until you reach the Gates of Hell.

00:19:07 Wait, I'll go ask the cabbie.

00:20:06 I don't think so.

00:21:27 English -SDH