Two and a Half Men — S01E02 — Big Flappy Bastards

00:00:01 Let's see, what else?

00:00:48 Okay, but you have to be my liver and prostate.

00:01:43 We'll play for a quarter a hole.

00:02:45 This has never happened before in the history of sock golf!

00:03:24 - So, this is toilet water? - At least.

00:04:14 So, how do you lift those garbage cans without a spine?

00:05:13 That's the guy he was in jail with

00:06:00 If this is gonna work out with Jake living here part-time

00:07:13 What did I tell you about leaving juice boxes on my piano?

00:08:02 - What's going on? - Nothing.

00:08:53 - Thank you. - Unfortunately, the feeling is nausea.

00:09:59 It doesn't seem like you're changing anything.

00:10:48 I hope you find whatever it is you're looking for.

00:11:56 Thank you, I'll hold.

00:12:47 Look, I got a room filled with seagulls and... No.

00:13:37 Depends on what side of the door you were on.

00:14:22 Hey, Uncle Charlie, you want to play some sock golf?

00:15:15 - What? - Bait.

00:16:05 What is wrong with you?

00:17:04 I'm gonna get a drywall guy in there and seal off that room.

00:17:45 What am I supposed to take away? His bronchial inhaler?

00:19:25 Alan, wait.

00:20:11 Pretty smart, huh?

00:21:31 English -SDH