Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

00:00:09 Should we be doing this? It's still a crime scene.

00:04:27 more or less.

00:07:34 I figured a little man time might do him some good.

00:11:42 Pump Up The Jam)

00:15:20 Let's talk about this later. I'm gonna go catch up with everyone.

00:19:04 Well, it was really dark, but it looked like one of the guys was...

00:22:22 Uh...

00:26:44 Why?

00:29:41 College kids!

00:33:50 She got knocked out and fell in the shitter hole right next to me.

00:36:23 How many people do you think get a chance for something like this?

00:39:35 There's another one up over there who shoved a spear through his gullet.

00:43:03 Oh, you got to take the safety off on the side there.

00:46:31 Hey, hillbilly!

00:50:56 - Why? - Because I think they forgot to take it.

00:54:18 I'm really sorry.

00:57:29 We have to burn this place to the ground. Destroy it completely.

01:00:27 Now, it's important that we communicate our feelings

01:04:17 Great. OK. We're really making good progress.

01:07:30 She's gone.

01:10:28 - God! Fuck... - I'm sorry.

01:14:13 - Dale, come on! - OK! Jesus, OK!

01:18:08 - What did you do? - Anthemis nobilis.

01:20:58 - Dale Dobson, you are one lucky man. - I guess it's just beginner's luck.