Tube Tales

Name: Tube Tales
Director: Armando Iannucci, Menhaj Huda, Jude Law, Ewan McGregor, Charles McDougall, Bob Hoskins, Amy Jenkins, Gaby Dellal, Stephen Hopkins
Released: 1999
Duration: 84 min
Rating: 6.1
Cast: Jason Flemyng, Dexter Fletcher, Kelly Macdonald, Denise Van Outen, Liz Smith

1999 · 84 MIN · IMDB 6.1 · 1,491 VOTES · DIR. Armando Iannucci, Menhaj Huda, Jude Law, Ewan McGregor, Charles McDougall, Bob Hoskins, Amy Jenkins, Gaby Dellal, Stephen Hopkins

Overview

Nine short stories based on the true experiences of London Underground passengers: "Mr. Cool" (Amy Jenkins, dir.); "Horny" (Stephen Hopkins); "Grasshopper" (Menhaj Huda); "My Father the Liar" (Bob Hoskins); "Bone" (Ewan McGregor); "Mouth" (Armando Iannucci); "A Bird in the Hand" (Jude Law); "Rosebud" (Gaby Dellal); "Steal Away" (Charles McDougall)

Dialogue Timeline — 565 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:28 Excuse me.

00:02:49 - Whereabouts exactly are we going? - Avalon.

00:09:09 Sorry, I just couldn't help myself, could I?

00:14:00 What a fucking tosser!

00:16:43 This is him: "Is it gonna change to amber? I said "Don't even go there!

00:18:21 - Yeah, what? - Stevie man, you ain't fat.

00:20:02 Excuse me.

00:21:24 - He should be going up the escalator. - All right.

00:24:42 - I made it myself. - Marmite?

00:26:54 You should pack up smoking, mate. You'll get black lungs.

00:29:17 - It 's got wheels. - So has a pram!

00:31:44 Can't put a gallon into a pint pot. But you can put a pint into a gallon.

00:44:01 - You want a chip? Why not? - I don't like chips.

00:45:32 - What is he doing? - Cutting the peak off his hat.

00:52:18 - How's things at work? - Passed me over again, didn't he?

00:56:58 Do yourself a favor. Put your hat on straight and smarten yourself up.

01:02:49 Clear off.

01:06:22 Down here.

01:10:08 "How can He know in my heart of hearts...

01:11:27 Go on, wash that...

01:13:02 He calls me by the thunder

01:14:43 - To stay here - This train terminates here.

01:19:23 Shine?

50:00:00 a day, but still there's potential.

Cast & Characters

Jason Flemyng Luke (segment \"Mr. Cool\") Dexter Fletcher Joe (segment \"Mr. Cool\") Kelly Macdonald Emma (segment \"Mr. Cool\") Denise Van Outen Alex (segment \"Horny\") Liz Smith Old Lady (segment \"Horny\") Tom Bell Old Gent (segment \"Horny\") Leah Fitzgerald Little Girl (segment \"Horny\") Stephen Taylor Mr. X (segment \"Grasshopper\") Alicya Eyo Shantel (segment \"Grasshopper\") Roger Griffiths Charlie (segment \"Grasshopper\")

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed565

Dialogue density6.7 lines / min

First line00:00:28

Final line50:00:00

Production Record

DirectorArmando Iannucci, Menhaj Huda, Jude Law, Ewan McGregor, Charles McDougall, Bob Hoskins, Amy Jenkins, Gaby Dellal, Stephen Hopkins

LanguageEnglish

IMDb votes1,491