Tube Tales

Name: Tube Tales
Director: Armando Iannucci, Menhaj Huda, Jude Law, Ewan McGregor, Charles McDougall, Bob Hoskins, Amy Jenkins, Gaby Dellal, Stephen Hopkins
Released: 1999
Duration: 84 min
Rating: 6.1
Cast: Jason Flemyng, Dexter Fletcher, Kelly Macdonald, Denise Van Outen, Liz Smith

1999 · 84 MIN · IMDB 6.1 · 1,491 VOTES · DIR. Armando Iannucci, Menhaj Huda, Jude Law, Ewan McGregor, Charles McDougall, Bob Hoskins, Amy Jenkins, Gaby Dellal, Stephen Hopkins

Overview

Nine short stories based on the true experiences of London Underground passengers: "Mr. Cool" (Amy Jenkins, dir.); "Horny" (Stephen Hopkins); "Grasshopper" (Menhaj Huda); "My Father the Liar" (Bob Hoskins); "Bone" (Ewan McGregor); "Mouth" (Armando Iannucci); "A Bird in the Hand" (Jude Law); "Rosebud" (Gaby Dellal); "Steal Away" (Charles McDougall)

Dialogue Timeline — 565 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:28 Excuse me.

00:02:49 - Whereabouts exactly are we going? - Avalon.

00:09:03 If you go for it, why not between Liverpool St. And Tottenham Court?

00:13:56 Believe, I'll be wearing that tooth. They want to put me in the V&A Sta.

00:16:36 Last weekend, I gave Ryan a green light and I said: "Listen, Ryan...

00:18:16 No. No!

00:19:52 - 0h, yeah? What 's your job? - I'm a computer engineer.

00:21:13 Roy, Charlie, come in. Is there anyone upstairs?

00:23:28 - Nice one. I love working with you. - Fuck!

00:26:32 0h, I see.

00:28:59 What do you think you're doing?

00:31:19 It 's not Brunel. It 's not the great Western. It does go to Paddington.

00:34:31 Bye.

00:45:08 - Do something. Tell her to stop. - What do you want me to do?

00:50:18 - Like "Don't be sick on my girl". - Lf she was sick on me, you'd say?

00:56:22 Hey, go steady, fellow!

01:01:07 Have you seen my little girl? Have you seen...

01:05:39 Go!

01:09:31 - Come on. - Lord, Lord, not me, Lord.

01:10:56 I say to you: None but you.

01:12:21 - It 's all getting a bit cheesy, eh? - Come on, come on.

01:14:04 Within my soul

01:15:57 I have to go back just because I slept with my best mate's wife?

01:20:09 Picking up passengers From coast to coast

Cast & Characters

Jason Flemyng Luke (segment \"Mr. Cool\") Dexter Fletcher Joe (segment \"Mr. Cool\") Kelly Macdonald Emma (segment \"Mr. Cool\") Denise Van Outen Alex (segment \"Horny\") Liz Smith Old Lady (segment \"Horny\") Tom Bell Old Gent (segment \"Horny\") Leah Fitzgerald Little Girl (segment \"Horny\") Stephen Taylor Mr. X (segment \"Grasshopper\") Alicya Eyo Shantel (segment \"Grasshopper\") Roger Griffiths Charlie (segment \"Grasshopper\")

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed565

Dialogue density6.7 lines / min

First line00:00:28

Final line01:20:09

Production Record

DirectorArmando Iannucci, Menhaj Huda, Jude Law, Ewan McGregor, Charles McDougall, Bob Hoskins, Amy Jenkins, Gaby Dellal, Stephen Hopkins

LanguageEnglish

IMDb votes1,491