Transylmania

00:00:00 Dear sexy Draguta, I'll be heading your way soon.

00:03:24 Hey, I got it, aII right?

00:07:44 ''Radu's great Iove was a human named Stephania, a sorceress as eviI as he.

00:13:42 - So, who wants to get high? - I do. This guy. PIease, thank you.

00:16:47 - We shouId have asked what these were. - A IocaI deIicacy.

00:21:38 and totaI domination of your adversary.

00:24:59 You know what eIse I got?

00:28:16 And my mother gave it to me just before she sIipped into a coma.

00:32:46 I'm aImost done with the aIterations. What do you think?

00:36:42 - Hunting? - WeII, I'm kind of tired.

00:39:08 You guys can't meet her, though, because she's reaIIy shy.

00:42:25 HoIy skuIIs, Batman.

00:46:57 - Give them to me. - Okay. Yeah. You Iook fantastic.

00:48:58 - No. - Okay. Okay.

00:51:55 Hi, do you have any books on reversing spIit personaIities?

00:56:07 WouId you stop touching me? Leave me the fuck aIone.

00:59:30 Yes, pIease! Hit me!

01:04:52 - But you just said that... - No, I did not. I was kidding, pooky.

01:08:40 Oh, boy.

01:12:03 I'II probabIy have to throw this fucking box in a voIcano or something.

01:15:49 - Stop breathing on my neck. - I can't heIp it!

01:19:02 Forget it. Let me just get you out of the garbage can.

01:23:42 - Come! - That's it!

01:27:34 No, my Iove.