Trading Mom

00:01:57 Woman: Jeremy, you haven't showered yet?

00:04:29 Sometimes I think we have the worst mother in the world.

00:07:40 That would be like spraying them.

00:10:14 no TV, no nothing.

00:14:01 The magic. We did the magic.

00:16:50 Gone? I don't understand.

00:20:09 It used to be called "parental exchange, female division."

00:23:09 We would have to do something about your hair.

00:26:16 - I think she means Michael. - That's Michael, my iguana.

00:29:50 Oh, I want the length off.

00:33:56 I hope you didn't have another appointment with our mother.

00:36:20 catch a tiger by the toe.

00:40:01 But he's tired and he's only six.

00:44:47 Jeremy, you're on mine. I'll take these kids here and their little brother.

00:47:17 It really didn't make any difference what kids she got.

00:50:18 We'll blimp out like that other little girl.

00:53:36 Tonight in our center ring...

00:56:50 Natasha: Open up!

01:01:03 But if you did break it and got her back

01:03:37 Oh, Jean-Pierre, you are an animal.

01:08:21 Stop asking me.

01:11:41 Jeremy: I remember mom

01:14:41 Jeremy: Except it was a sucker, so you threw it back.

01:17:49 Who cares? We'll still do the garden