Top Gear: Vietnam Special

00:00:20 Hello, hello! Hello, everybody!

00:03:20 'But Hammond's joy at fitting in the chairs

00:06:30 That is excellent! Wow! That's the best challenge we've ever had.

00:10:02 I've been riding bikes for 25 years and I've never done anything like this. I think just improvise.

00:13:23 'a new engine was found in minutes, and so I rolled up my sleeves

00:16:31 'Still, at least he hadn't put 15 Quadrophenia-style mirrors right in front of his own head lamp.'

00:19:24 So now that's... Ruined. Yes.

00:22:38 James! May, there's bad news.

00:25:58 What do we do here? James just went straight out then.

00:28:51 'I decided to go for some tailor-made shoes as well...'

00:31:57 I'll feel quite sorry for him, but I'll still laugh.

00:35:14 'With Darcey Bussell on the back of his bike

00:38:23 James? Yes. Have you got his present? Or do you know where it is?

00:42:03 Can they really not organise a bloody junction better than this?

00:45:03 Richard Hammond.

00:47:31 To apologise for Darcey's head

00:50:27 WHISTLE SOUNDS

00:53:13 HORN TOOTS

00:56:09 and they never bothered to move it.

00:58:56 and snapped the prow off the galleon.

01:01:37 It'll just... Open it. "Well done!" It won't say that.

01:04:57 'First he crashed into me.'

01:07:51 what's happened is, Richard and I have driven into a cave

01:10:58 Richard Hammond's idiotic Minsk appears to have made it.