Top Gear: Botswana Special

00:01:23 because it's comfortable, it's rugged, it's dependable and, frankly

00:03:35 "The people of Surrey think they need four-wheel drive cars

00:06:30 we decided to give our cars a shakedown

00:08:57 Oh God! Oh!

00:11:05 "No car has ever driven across them.

00:13:22 We'll be fine, honestly...we're gonna be fine

00:16:00 Because the ooze was so bad, we had to get even more drastic with the weight-shedding.

00:18:35 But then suddenly the horizon was no longer flat.

00:21:56 Oh no!

00:25:16 I know what created this.

00:27:38 I've got goose bumps.

00:30:39 Yes!!

00:32:53 Look at it all!

00:35:17 Hey, mate! Sorry...

00:37:28 "boomslang, cape cobras, banded cobras

00:39:45 Now, this will attract flies which will make his life unpleasant.

00:42:30 Eventually he was slowed down by a bridge... over the river Kwai.

00:44:43 That is...

00:46:59 and asked if I wouldn't mind driving a little bit more slowly today.

00:48:51 - Ooh! Hang on a minute! - Permission to say cock.

00:51:35 - The oil will be ruined... - I know all this. I can fix him.

00:54:35 but when it was running it wouldn't move off in any of the gears.

00:57:04 Sorry!

01:05:09 a thousand miles, I've still got half a car left