Top Gear: Apocalypse
2010 · 74 MIN · IMDB 7.0 · 1,346 VOTES · DIR. Phil Churchward
Overview
Just what will motoring be like in a post apocalyptic world that's been blown to bits by nuclear bombs or a massive comet? It's a burning question that's on literally nobody's mind, and we give you all the answers in this brand new, incredibly cheerful Top Gear DVD. Embarking on a terrifying journey into the future, we show you how to drive to work in the perpetual darkness of a Nuclear Winter, how to make motor sport exciting when there's only two racing drivers left alive, and, in a world where all cars are bristling with weapons, how to survive the savage, explosive fury of a Doomsday M.O.T test. And amongst all the nuclear carnage, we also tackle the ultimate petrolhead's dilemma - what cars would you take for a final drive if there was only one barrel of petrol left on the planet? The explosions are huge, the cars are superb, so relax and enjoy. PS. This frightening vision of a post nuclear world is backed up by top scientists, in case you think it's us just cocking about.
Dialogue Timeline — 990 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:56 Hello and welcome to this, the Top Gear post-nuclear apocalypse bunker.
00:04:14 As you can see, there is in fact still, quite a lot of light around.
00:07:13 Satnav says straight ahead.
00:10:08 I think something crashed into me.
00:13:35 Now according to top scientists
00:16:53 he won't be able to get alongside me and get a shot.
00:20:02 Which meant yet more musical chairs for the snapper.
00:23:22 As you left your house in, let's face it, a bit of a rush
00:25:42 Or, I could do both by putting my gallon of post-apocalypse petrol in this.
00:29:20 I can guarantee there's no better way of blowing it than in an original Mini Cooper.
00:32:06 and because he's in my car, he's got a remote control driving his car which I'm in
00:34:42 Left! Or right, that's OK! Now left!
00:37:44 What I could do is cut him off by driving my car...in front of his.
00:40:22 No. It's the iguana.
00:43:31 It's a bit of fun. Enjoy it.
00:47:06 He d id say that they would only ever make 400 of them.
00:50:26 All over.
00:53:47 This is my car. It's a tough, go-anywhere 4.2 - litre Range Rover
00:57:24 I think I've got him.
01:01:02 - One hand only, please. - (Richard) Struggling for purchase here.
01:03:35 The one car that can give it a run for its money.
01:06:35 (Tyres squeal)
01:09:19 (Chuckles)
200:20:01 it was their way of saying