Top Gear: Apocalypse
2010 · 74 MIN · IMDB 7.0 · 1,346 VOTES · DIR. Phil Churchward
Overview
Just what will motoring be like in a post apocalyptic world that's been blown to bits by nuclear bombs or a massive comet? It's a burning question that's on literally nobody's mind, and we give you all the answers in this brand new, incredibly cheerful Top Gear DVD. Embarking on a terrifying journey into the future, we show you how to drive to work in the perpetual darkness of a Nuclear Winter, how to make motor sport exciting when there's only two racing drivers left alive, and, in a world where all cars are bristling with weapons, how to survive the savage, explosive fury of a Doomsday M.O.T test. And amongst all the nuclear carnage, we also tackle the ultimate petrolhead's dilemma - what cars would you take for a final drive if there was only one barrel of petrol left on the planet? The explosions are huge, the cars are superb, so relax and enjoy. PS. This frightening vision of a post nuclear world is backed up by top scientists, in case you think it's us just cocking about.
Dialogue Timeline — 990 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:56 Hello and welcome to this, the Top Gear post-nuclear apocalypse bunker.
00:04:10 Yeah. Do please try and imagine that because it would help us enormously.
00:07:05 I'm trying to feel it, I'm trying to feel the vibes coming off obstructions.
00:10:00 I've crashed.
00:13:20 Even the windows are electrical.
00:16:29 He had in fact swapped the XKR for a Robinson R44
00:19:33 Got to keep reminding myself, this is a road car!
00:22:59 Now, to you... To you, this might look like a scene from Independence Day or Deep Impact.
00:25:16 - Er... That. - No!
00:28:30 It's a good job underground shopping centre car parks
00:31:35 I'll be driving my car... except I'll be driving Hammond's car
00:34:04 Hammond responded with great finesse.
00:36:52 What the (Beep) are you doing? Right!
00:39:34 No! Bad! Bad!
00:42:40 (Engine hums)
00:45:37 The F40 is also the essence of all that famous Ferrari petulance and passion.
00:49:07 I think the F40 may have been the genesis of that great supercar marketing ploy.
00:52:16 that it's two different cars welded together.
00:55:48 but the taxi sneaked in and bagged a second kill.
01:00:02 (Screaming)
01:02:08 - (Siren blaring) - Oh yeah!
01:05:15 (Richard) Let me explain my point.
01:08:01 which takes the price the price of this car to just short of 94 grand.
01:10:57 and yet here it is, at the end of the world...