Top Five
2014 · 102 MIN · IMDB 6.4 · 28,067 VOTES · DIR. Chris Rock
Overview
Though he began in stand-up comedy, Andre Allen hit the big-time as the star of a trilogy of action-comedies about a talking bear but now he wants to be taken seriously. His passion project about the Haitian Revolution, a movie called Uprize, was panned by the NY Times film critic. A couple days before the wedding to his reality star fiancée, he's forced to spend the day with Chelsea Brown, a profile writer for the New York Times. Unexpectedly, he opens up to her, and as they wind their way across New York, he tries to get back in touch with his comedic roots.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,903 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:34 I'm telling you, everything means something.
00:04:22 - Hi, doll. - Hey, beautiful.
00:07:22 That's not what I said. I said, "Nigga, is you crazy?"
00:10:33 and catch her hugging up on some other kid!
00:13:52 Yeah, no. I'm here at the place. And it looks sick.
00:17:48 But I get to the gate and to my surprise, I'm met by...
00:21:18 I'd have one of 'em braiding my motherfuckin' hair
00:25:55 I think, I think I'm coming!
00:30:05 The network, those jerks
00:34:08 Look at who's... Look who's slummin'!
00:37:40 She asks about me?
00:41:11 Would you write any jokes for him?
00:44:57 My apologies.
00:48:21 Okay, you know what? I will give it to you.
00:51:50 I did not say that.
00:55:59 There must have been some sort of sign.
01:00:52 You're not gonna have a hard time meeting anybody, come on.
01:04:51 Yeah, yeah, have him pick me up at the Coffee Shop.
01:11:50 Fuck you, Hammy!
01:16:04 you are on your own.
01:21:10 Okay. I'm sorry.
01:26:17 Girls are going, "His dick, my mouth. I wonder."
01:30:43 And although a tear is ever so near
50:00:00 of their people being killed?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,903
Dialogue density18.7 lines / min
First line00:00:34
Final line50:00:00
Production Record
DirectorChris Rock
LanguageEnglish
Budget$12,000,000
Revenue$26,117,471
IMDb votes28,067