Tommy Boy

00:00:20 Tommy, hurry up, you're gonna be late for school again!

00:06:09 What Were you calling from, a walkie-talkie?

00:09:17 they scoop your brains up with a goddamned soup ladle.

00:12:27 Now look son, these are our new catalogues.

00:16:37 - Wait a second. Is this your first time? - Yeah, Tommy, it is.

00:20:25 All the shipping orders go through me

00:24:04 Oh no! Listen, Richard, you got a edit button on that thing?

00:29:30 You kids better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up

00:32:28 How about the jobs of 300 people?

00:35:34 And then all of a sudden there's a truck tire

00:40:12 Don't call me that, it's creepy.

00:43:25 Look, i've been doing business with Callahan

00:47:03 The name's Zalinsky. I make car parts for the American working man

00:51:31 He was your real dad and you just took it for granted.

00:54:56 You got the wings cause you're relaxed. You had confidence.

00:57:41 - Well I... - What?!

01:02:57 uh uh, since i've been here.

01:08:39 He wants the Callahan name, that's all.

01:12:18 Doesn't look like the answer. I don't remember eating that.

01:15:36 He's a big dumb animal, isn't he folks?

01:20:35 Look, believe it or not, i'm providing a service.

01:23:19 And i saw your step-brother and your step- mother, and he was kissing her.

01:26:16 I'll tell you what, i can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass

01:29:21 Savour the flavour, cause it sure as hell won't happen again.