To Rob a Thief
2007 · 98 MIN · IMDB 6.6 · 2,009 VOTES · DIR. Joe Menendez
Overview
Emilio, a Colombian con man, arrives in LA with two weeks to complete his plan to rob a former colleague, Claudio Silvestrini, who's made a fortune using infomercials to peddle snake oil to Latin immigrants. Emilio's friend Alejandro, who sells pirated DVDs, has assembled a team of amateurs, who, as Alejandro says, will go unnoticed because they're immigrants. The team must gain entry to Silvestrini's well-guarded mansion, steal two keys to access a vault, and then get the money off the property. A father and his tomboy daughter, a nervous Cuban actor, a techie, and a muscle man make up the team, plus Alejandro has been courting Silvestrini's nanny. Will they be enough?
Dialogue Timeline — 1,124 lines
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00:00:35 Quiet on set, please. Quiet down.
00:03:10 You!
00:07:44 I hate this country.
00:11:00 No, Rodriguez is still here.
00:13:54 His name is Julio Miranda, and he can fix a computer with a toothpick.
00:17:04 That's why they all end up in America.
00:19:57 Except for one hallway downstairs leading to the vault.
00:22:46 Everything about him is a lie, even his name.
00:26:26 Yes.
00:29:11 It's a good thing she can't hear you.
00:32:30 You here to fix the air conditioning?
00:36:21 Sir! Excuse me!
00:39:42 You ruined my surprise.
00:43:40 The pleasure's all mine.
00:46:40 $10.
00:50:13 But they're with us in spirit.
00:55:32 Get on the toilet!
01:00:37 right... left...
01:04:19 but when I count my cash...
01:07:15 - Come on, man. - I can't believe this.
01:11:40 Do you know this waiter?
01:17:52 He's an animal, Gloria.
01:23:17 Check this vehicle. There's bound to be a secret compartment.
01:27:02 - Check this vehicle. Gloria! - Yes, sir.