Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

00:00:17 Oh.

00:05:05 What do I have to do to get you to finally go out with me?

00:08:32 Are you guys hungry?

00:12:16 walking hand in hand down that red carpet

00:15:45 I just want to say this could be a fresh start for us.

00:18:53 And let a bamboo tree grow right up into their ass, huh?

00:25:21 Hi. Hi.

00:28:06 Fuck.

00:30:41 - You take orders from them. - Yes, Uncle Damian.

00:34:20 Oh, hey, Eric, check it out. Swords.

00:37:09 It's called the...

00:41:24 Okay? That's our specialty.

00:44:15 My father taught me this profession years ago.

00:47:28 Get out and push. Get out and push.

00:50:15 Thank you for coming all this way to help us.

00:53:51 Cornell, could you untie Mrs. Wareheim, please?

00:57:47 your lovemaking experience tonight.

01:01:15 - Where am I? - Shh.

01:06:19 - Shit. - What's going on?

01:09:48 Why'd you have to sleep with Katie? You know I love her.

01:12:59 I forgot about that wolf.

01:16:33 - Bye-bye. - Bye, Taquito. Thank you.

01:20:00 and tell them to put their guns down.

01:23:01 Will you make me the happiest man on earth?