Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

00:00:17 Oh.

00:05:12 a girl cannot say no to diamonds.

00:08:42 Then you'll know to put some chili on.

00:12:29 I'm glad you said it because I'm feeling the same way.

00:16:04 and we could start a business partnership together.

00:19:24 That's all I've got so far. What do you think?

00:25:55 - You want us to come back another time? - No.

00:28:55 - Yeah. - You're talking about a wolf?

00:32:04 Oh, no.

00:35:04 I like things this way.

00:38:15 - Good night, Taquito.

00:42:29 Yes. Hello, operator.

00:45:19 You know what, Tim?

00:48:52 Shrim!

00:51:55 The numbers are right here. There's no way we're making that bil.

00:56:11 Wait.

00:59:51 It's like she's just calling to see if I have a date.

01:03:44 Shrim.

01:08:19 Aah!

01:12:02 We're all very proud of you.

01:15:41 - Better try again.

01:19:28 Tim, we need a Dobis-sized idea stat!

01:22:23 Yeah.

01:33:18 ...and someone from my staff will get back to you.