Three from Prostokvashino

00:00:56 CAT: You're eating your sandwich the wrong way, Uncle Fedor

00:01:43 No, I got more at home. Hey, wanna come live at my place?

00:02:39 What is the use of that picture, for instance?

00:03:10 but I see this cat only for the first time.

00:04:14 Yeah, right! We don't even have a place to live ourselves

00:04:45 You're in! It will be more fun with the three of us.

00:05:43 I moved here from the city. --No way! Kids can't be on their own. Kids always belong to someone!

00:06:19 I am not going to subscribe to anything at all. I will be saving money!

00:06:58 Like what? - Something useless.

00:07:42 Now we'll be able to buy everything at the market.

00:08:34 No need for the clinic.

00:09:06 Then children won't go missing. --The the parents will start to go missing!

00:09:49 Well, say: "Who's there? Who's there?"

00:10:13 The bird will ask him "Who's there?"

00:10:56 Who's there? - NO ONE!

00:11:45 whoever finds him gets a reward--a new bike.

00:12:59 I have what I need. I have a house. It's warm. It has a room and a kitchen.

00:13:43 Thus my shagginess has increased.

00:14:18 Hello! I am mailman Pechkin from Prostokvashino.

00:15:06 Only the strangers are out and about. We're not opening the door!

00:15:53 ...and can even work on the sewing machine.

00:16:39 Hold on! Hold on!

00:17:20 You come home... and it's just happy to see you.