This Is 40

00:00:29 - This is awesome. - Oh, my God.

00:06:37 Hey, did your father call to wish you a happy birthday?

00:11:28 An important record.

00:17:18 It makes you feel you're a part of the human race.

00:23:26 He's regenerating.

00:27:44 Well, I don't know.

00:34:02 Mommy can't talk right now!

00:38:34 Okay. Did you feed them?

00:44:20 And they never appreciate anything.

00:49:55 Ear infections are common in little kids.

00:54:54 She has unrealistic expectations.

00:59:06 612 album downloads.

01:05:38 Why are you in a bathrobe? It's the middle of the afternoon.

01:10:38 They have all kinds of drinks.

01:17:25 No, I'm gonna be fine, man. My overheads are so low.

01:22:47 I want to get the fuck out of the moment.

01:30:14 Nothing.

01:34:57 "F" up his pussy-ass, which is what she said.

01:40:48 The truth is that this isn't about us.

01:45:49 Sorry we're late.

01:50:32 And we're ready to start this new phase of our lives with open hearts.

01:55:25 I am a "Good-Time Sally." I dance hip-hop.

02:01:24 And then we shake it.

02:08:15 No. I'm not mad, I'm thrilled.