Thicker Than Water
1935 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.3 · 1,656 VOTES · DIR. James W. Horne
Overview
Oliver's in trouble with his wife after missing a payment on their furniture, having given the money to Stanley, who used it instead to pay Mrs. Hardy for his room and board. At Stan's suggestion Ollie then withdraws the couple's savings from the bank to pay for the furniture and inadvertently pays virtually the whole amount at an auction for a grandfather clock which is soon crushed under a passing truck. Mrs Hardy then unintentionally causes serious injuries to Ollie requiring him to be rushed to hospital for a blood transfusion. The doctor conscripts Stan to be the unwilling blood donor. Problems occur with the transfusion and when Stan and Ollie leave the hospital they appear to have morphed into each other.
Dialogue Timeline — 244 lines
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00:00:38 Are you going to eat your pie?
00:01:14 -Bye, honey. -Bye.
00:01:50 I don't care who does what.
00:03:46 PuII out that board.
00:06:22 Steady, woman. Not to me, it wasn't.
00:06:50 You mean the money that he gave to you that you gave to him
00:07:35 -You can't do it. -I can't do it!
00:08:01 WeII if she wants to give it to him that's her business.
00:08:36 pay off the furniture and own it outright?
00:09:17 I've come to the concIusion you haven't an ounce of brain.
00:10:08 -That's a Iot of money. -It sure is.
00:10:40 There's pIenty of seats right in front here.
00:11:06 WiII you keep the bidding open untiI I go home and get my money?
00:11:44 -250. -250 doIIars!
00:12:12 SoId to the joIIy gentIeman for 290 doIIars.
00:12:53 -What is it? -He bought a cIock and won't pay.
00:13:26 and I'd Iike to fix it that nobody can draw the money out but me.
00:14:23 Thank goodness for that. Did he pay you for the furniture?
00:15:10 -What cIock? -The cIock you paid 290 doIIars for.
00:16:15 You can go in. The second room on the right corridor.
00:17:19 Mr. Hardy has suggested that you, being his best friend wouId be pIeased
00:17:52 Open the vaIve.
00:18:22 They come to me for everything.
205:02:00 -210.