Thicker Than Water
1935 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.3 · 1,656 VOTES · DIR. James W. Horne
Overview
Oliver's in trouble with his wife after missing a payment on their furniture, having given the money to Stanley, who used it instead to pay Mrs. Hardy for his room and board. At Stan's suggestion Ollie then withdraws the couple's savings from the bank to pay for the furniture and inadvertently pays virtually the whole amount at an auction for a grandfather clock which is soon crushed under a passing truck. Mrs Hardy then unintentionally causes serious injuries to Ollie requiring him to be rushed to hospital for a blood transfusion. The doctor conscripts Stan to be the unwilling blood donor. Problems occur with the transfusion and when Stan and Ollie leave the hospital they appear to have morphed into each other.
Dialogue Timeline — 244 lines
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00:00:38 Are you going to eat your pie?
00:01:17 -Where do you think you're going? -We're going to the baII game.
00:01:53 But you won't Ieave me here washing the dishes aIone.
00:05:00 When you get it dry, put it in a nice dry pIace.
00:06:27 OIiver, there must be some mistake.
00:07:04 it must've been the money that I gave him to give to you to pay my rent.
00:07:42 What do you mean ''you gave it to me''?
00:08:18 -You know what? -What?
00:08:51 -Honey? -What is it?
00:09:33 If she was my wife, I'd draw out of the bank and buy some furniture.
00:10:22 155, thank you sir, you won't regret it.
00:10:54 -225 doIIars! -230.
00:11:26 Thank you. I'II be back in a minute.
00:12:01 You're bidding against me. 275.
00:12:41 I wasn't bidding for myseIf. I was bidding for a Iady
00:13:16 Get out!
00:13:51 Let's put it down a minute.
00:14:54 And if you keep your mouth shut, nobody wiII be the wiser.
00:15:48 -Are you cooking something? -Yes, I'II cook his goose!
00:17:12 I regret to inform you that Mr. Hardy has had a reIapse.
00:17:43 -Ready, nurse? -Ready, doctor.
00:18:20 Yes, sir.
00:19:32 Wait a minute, I forgot something.