These Old Broads

00:00:02 Ialways want to be around

00:03:16 I haven`t spoken to my mother in two years, as you may recall

00:06:13 I hate the idea, But Iet`s face it, I need this job

00:09:45 I Iooked Iike a tap-dancing mushroom

00:14:10 Mother, I was making a documentary on Mrs, Lincoln

00:17:57 -Who`s that? -This is Ben, Ben Collier

00:21:17 See, I think of sex as a Ianguage and I`m fluent in it

00:25:30 But I wanted to show you a number for each of these Iadies

00:29:08 -On the top of Boy Crazy. -Yes, Boy Crazy. Great

00:32:26 -McKinley, -I said that

00:35:54 you know, with a nice Iittle intro, something along the Iines of

00:38:54 I mean, so what? So she`s got a few years on me, You know what?

00:42:59 Let me just have him for a Iittle while Ionger, I`m having multiples

00:46:48 So what`s the idea after we get him into the robe?

00:50:52 -Maybe I did, -Mom?

00:54:13 ``One door closes, another one opens

00:57:37 Where`s the snow?

01:01:43 -without that stupid wig! -Stop it

01:05:33 You`re saying that Dick Preston was my father?

01:08:50 they`ve Iost, along with their minds, and their Iooks, and my interest

01:12:22 -That is exactly how I feel! -Me, too!

01:16:46 And that`s the way it became between us

01:20:44 I`m not gonna Iose another husband to that hussie

01:24:20 Boy Crazy, The girls are back.