There Was a Crooked Man...

00:00:07 Once upon a time, when rivers ran blue...

00:09:42 All that money.

00:14:15 And I fell to my knees and cried:

00:18:21 On the other hand, I'll give you two hours to get out.

00:23:51 That's it. Now, just follow me.

00:27:12 You ain't got a fella here named Poontang, have you?

00:31:16 - Name. - Cavendish.

00:34:54 Hold on there, Harry. It ain't like he was an out-and-out cripple. He's doing his job.

00:39:42 If you did it.

00:43:56 Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars would do me very nicely.

00:50:34 Things seem quiet enough now.

00:54:23 Well, I'll save you the trouble and tell you what we was gonna do.

00:57:43 It'd take you three years to dig the tunnel. Then where would you be?

01:02:26 Hey, you three down there! What's all that talk about?

01:06:35 - Missouri Kid, you're next. - No!

01:10:24 It won't do you any good.

01:14:49 How are them angels coming along?

01:18:09 ...not a dream.

01:24:26 Come on, boys, break it up. Break it up. Boys.

01:27:10 Next week. I just got the word yesterday.

01:31:49 Come to think of it...

01:37:54 ...we get chicken and green peas...

01:48:12 No. I wouldn't do that to you, Paris.

01:52:52 Watch where you're going, mister. This parrot has been sick.