The X-Files — S07E19 — Hollywood A.D.
2000 · 45 MIN · IMDB 7.4 · 3,041 VOTES · DIR. David Duchovny
Overview
Mulder and Scully watch a movie with themselves as characters and are thoroughly disgusted at how they and their case are portrayed on the big screen. They recount how 18 months earlier they were followed around by a Hollywood producer while investigating a case concerning The Lazarus Bowl - a mythical piece of pottery reputed to have inscribed on it the words that Jesus Christ spoke when he raised Lazarus from the dead.
Dialogue Timeline — 590 lines
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00:00:12 GIVE IT UP, MULDER!
00:02:38 OH, THAT.
00:05:25 - HE'S ASKED ME TO GIVE HIM ACCESS. - A SCREENWRITER?
00:07:11 JUST SOME OLD BONES, ARTIFACTS, RELICS,
00:08:46 EXCUSE ME.
00:11:04 WELL, FROM DHARMA BUM TO DHARMA BOMB.
00:12:32 YOU'RE LIKE STUDIO EXECUTIVES WITH GUNS.
00:14:55 TRYING TO RECONSTRUCT THIS BOWL.
00:16:18 OR SHE'D SHOW US A VIAL OF RED LIQUID...
00:17:48 EVERYTHING WE HEAR BUT WE DON'T KNOW WE HEAR...
00:19:31 THE PAPER IS AUTHENTIC, THE INK, THE HAND, THE DICTION, EVERYTHING.
00:21:16 MULDER, THIS BOWL...
00:22:44 I AM, UH, NOW WEIGHING THE HEART WHICH IS... RELATIVELY NORMAL,
00:25:02 HOSANNA IN THE HIGHEST.
00:27:02 WORST CASE, O'FALLON AND THE CHURCH BRING A HUGE EMBARRASSING LAWSUIT AGAINST THE BUREAU...
00:28:51 OR CONTINUE TO FIGHT AND BECOME A FORGER OF SCANDALOUS RELIGIOUS DOCUMENTS.
00:30:18 THE LIGHTNING BOLT...
00:31:49 OR HOFFMAN'S JESUS TO O'FALLON'S ST. PAUL.
00:33:35 CALIFORNIA, HERE WE COME.
00:35:51 COME ON, NOW. KICK IT IN THE ASS. AND ACTION, ZOMBIES!
00:37:22 THEN THEY'RE GONNA DANCE AND MAKE LOVE.
00:38:43 OH, YEAH, RIGHT. LIKE TEA LEONI'S EVER GONNA HAVE A CRUSH ON ME.
00:40:51 AND NOW THEY'LL JUST BE REMEMBERED AS JOKES BECAUSE OF THIS MOVIE.
00:44:26 I MADE THIS!
Cast & Characters
David Duchovny
Fox Mulder
Gillian Anderson
Dana Scully
Mitch Pileggi
Walter Skinner
Wayne Federman
Wayne Federman
Harris Yulin
Cardinal O'Fallon
Minnie Driver
Cinema Audience (uncredited)
Garry Shandling
Fox Mulder / Garry Shandling
Chris Carter
Cinema Audience (uncredited)
Paul Lieber
Micah Hoffman
Tim Roe
Zombie
Tina M. Ameduri
Tina
Bill Millar
Director
David Alan Grier
Cinema Audience (uncredited)
Barry K. Thomas
Sugar Bear
Téa Leoni
Dana Scully / Tea Leoni
Bill Dow
Chuck Burks
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed590
Dialogue density13.1 lines / min
First line00:00:12
Final line00:44:26
Production Record
DirectorDavid Duchovny
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes3,041
Factoids
Episode
The X-Files, season 7, episode 19: Hollywood A.D..
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/4087/season/7/episode/19
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