The X-Files — S06E19 — The Unnatural

00:00:17 PLAY BALL!

00:02:24 I DON'T KNOW, EX. THE YANKS COULD USE THOSE 60 HOME RUNS A YEAR.

00:04:24 BOYS AIN'T SO TOUGH WITHOUT YOUR SHOTGUNS, ARE YA, FELLAS?

00:06:42 FOR THE YEARS 1940 TO 1949.

00:07:41 I CAN LOOK AT THIS BOX, AND I CAN RECREATE EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED...

00:09:08 AGENT MULDER, WE HAD A SISTER NAMED ARTHUR TOO.

00:10:21 LIKE GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACIES AND ALIEN BOUNTY HUNTERS...

00:11:42 I GUESS WOMEN CHANGE MEN ALL THE TIME.

00:13:05 YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A CHILD.

00:14:53 I TRY TO BE. WELL, THE FELLAS FEEL LIKE UMPS WOULD TREAT US BETTER...

00:17:28 SO I ASSUME YOU'RE SPEAKING METAPHORICALLY.

00:21:12 MACON.

00:22:56 I HEAR THE YANKEES SCOUTS ARE HERE TODAY. GONNA HIT NUMERO 6-0?

00:24:52 'CAUSE THOSE SPORTSWRITERS AND EVERYBODY'D BE DIGGING AROUND,

00:27:51 I AIN'T UNDER ANYTHING, ARTHUR.

00:29:19 THIS LAUGHTER JUST... IT JUST ROSE UP OUTTA ME.

00:31:01 YOU'RE ALSO IMPLYING THAT THIS BASEBALL-PLAYING ALIEN...

00:32:32 HAD THEM ALL, MORE THAN YOU OR I.

00:34:25 NOW, I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S... WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE,

00:36:09 WILL YOU TELL YOUR KIDS HOW I PLAYED THE GAME?

00:37:41 ARE WE FINISHED?

00:40:15 ARTHUR, GET OFF OF ME! OUR BLOOD IS LIKE ACID TO YOU PEOPLE.

00:43:07 "OH, NO, NO, MISS SCULLY. THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE."

00:45:18 I MADE THIS!