The X-Files — S04E20 — Small Potatoes

00:00:03 WE'RE ALMOST THERE.

00:01:25 NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE A-OK.

00:03:26 AND WHEN SHE GETS TO BE A FEW MONTHS OLD,

00:04:57 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT.

00:06:28 HOW WOULD THIS HAPPEN?

00:07:57 I MOST CERTAINLY DID. EACH OF YOU WOMEN...

00:09:51 THEY SPELLED MY NAME WRONG.

00:11:25 I DO. ON BEHALF OF ALL THE WOMEN IN THE WORLD,

00:13:26 DEPUTY, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?

00:14:58 SCULLY, IF YOU COULD BE SOMEBODY ELSE FOR A DAY, WHO WOULD IT BE?

00:16:33 IS THIS... IS THIS YOU?

00:18:09 PRETTY SPRY FOR AN OLD GUY, HUH?

00:21:07 YOU WENT INTO THE BATHROOM. WHAT?

00:23:29 ALTHOUGH IT MAY LOOK THAT WAY AS A RESULT OF THE MUMMIFICATION.

00:24:52 FREE CABLE.

00:26:15 WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT EDDIE?

00:28:04 THERE WAS A MAN. HE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE ME.

00:30:12 I'M SORRY. I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH THAT.

00:32:26 AGENT SCULLY, WHAT ABOUT THE BODY YOU FOUND? DID YOU ESTABLISH A CAUSE OF DEATH?

00:34:42 GOOD NIGHT!

00:36:35 YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?

00:39:35 SO THERE WE ARE AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING,

00:40:58 NOT JUST THAT.

00:43:50 YEAH, BUT I'M NO EDDIE VAN BLUNDHT, EITHER, AM I?