The Wedding Weekend

00:01:51 I guess when I think back on it now

00:06:04 "Have a nice life," I guess. I just...

00:09:56 I should be out of this in about 20 minutes.

00:13:32 If it makes you feel any better, I won't bring anybody.

00:16:52 Come on. Oh, good! Now he's waving.

00:20:26 Well, please, shut up!

00:23:27 What? Gorgeous, rich, and hung like a Clydesdale is not your type?

00:26:16 Wow! They match the curtains!

00:28:56 have been how much we disliked Sheila and the size of Spooner's schlong.

00:34:02 If you're still hungry.

00:37:25 Plus she is hotter than a thousand suns!

00:42:49 Wow. What is wrong with you guys?

00:46:06 What can I say? I have a low tolerance for back-stabbing assholes.

00:49:00 I could've sworn it was in slow motion.

00:53:58 Uh, Days Of Celibacy.

00:57:52 Grinding some stranger with a trucker hat? Is that fun?

01:02:34 A warrant? For what?

01:05:59 I mean, who cares? I don't think we should go through life lying and playing games.

01:11:18 Ted, put the fucking gun down.

01:15:13 I have to have the Sunday New York Times. It's my religion.

01:18:34 cheating, divorce, suicide, no sex.

01:22:38 Don't let this happen to you.

01:27:24 No! No, he's, uh, he's...

03:00:00 and you can't even say hello?