The Weather Man

00:59:53 which puts Dave well over $1 million a year.

01:01:26 Here's your station. We'll run some screen.

01:02:31 You need a sense of where put-ons will come from...

01:03:07 - Dog food? - Yeah. Pet products.

01:04:19 - What are you doing? - Why are you here?

01:05:37 "Roy had picked up Oliver at his science lab...

01:07:05 - What's your problem? - It's February, man. It's cold.

01:08:04 - Hello? - Hello? Dave?

01:09:12 What?

01:12:15 And now Robert's son, David.

01:14:08 and I'm wondering why you haven't called me back.

01:15:24 It was hot.

01:16:52 And I'm telling the cops, too!

01:18:17 McNuggets.

01:19:09 I caught him one clean one for sure, on the forehead...

01:20:42 I just wanted you to...

01:21:33 That's like you.

01:22:29 I just saw Mike's counselor.

01:23:38 Like you and the weather business.

01:26:46 That's a lovely thing to say to me.

01:27:50 Selfless.

01:29:41 Well, thanks, Bryant. Well, it feels like spring if you're in the Northeast.

01:30:46 I've been doing the show for a few months.

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