The Waterboy

00:00:48 Cut his ass.

00:05:02 Why, that's the best news I heard in a dog's age.

00:08:43 And I am inquiring as to whether you have the need for an experienced waterboy...

00:12:45 Let's make him feel right at home. Jerry, go right.

00:16:53 Excellent.

00:19:57 - All right. - Thanks, friend.

00:22:42 and I-I just started thinkin' about all the people who-who'd been mean to me over the years.

00:25:56 No, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong.

00:29:48 He's the best tackler I've seen since Joe Montana.

00:33:07 - Mmm, here you go, Vicki Vallencourt. - Thank you.

00:36:05 In the Mud Dog's latest loss this past Saturday

00:38:54 and that will lead to a lot more victories.

00:43:23 It-It was blessed by a-an Eskimo medicine man.

00:47:05 - But the towel boy ran into a laundry list of problems.

00:51:01 So allow me to say this to you one more time:

00:54:07 me and Red, we just knew that one of us was gonna be his successor.

00:57:17 Well, I like school, and I like football!

01:02:55 that they're sorry for not supportin' you...

01:06:16 "This will be my last letter.

01:09:13 Are you gonna finish that hot dog, Jimmy?

01:12:36 He's gonna be stuffed again! And the Mud Dogs offense is still unable to move that ball.

01:15:39 What the hell... What the hell is this? Huh?

01:19:08 The Mud Dogs need the ball back if they're gonna have a shot at overtime.

01:23:33 We're the champions!