The War of the Roses

00:02:22 Do you have some valid reasons for wanting a divorce?

00:07:23 l know what you're thinking. Harvard Law, woo, woo, woo! But l got a scholarship.

00:12:02 Being a waitress on Christmas Eve's very profitable.

00:15:32 Good night, Mom.

00:18:38 Before that, there was this big, black limousine.

00:22:12 lf you know anybody who might be interested...

00:25:42 Do it. Do it.

00:29:05 Well...

00:33:18 l live with the assumption that all guys owe an apology to the woman they live with.

00:36:51 l'll get the pen back once we get there.

00:40:59 l guess you're the only one who gives a damn about me in this family.

00:45:45 l was gonna drive to the hospital, but l knew you were OK.

00:50:07 The next time... l hit back.

00:54:06 Honey, l can't talk right now. l'm with a client.

00:57:33 Josh, plug it in, please.

01:02:11 You expect me to keep reassuring you sexually

01:06:55 Here, kitty. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty...

01:12:26 Put your shoes on, Barbara. l haven't been into feet since '82.

01:16:54 The food critic from The Post called to confirm the time.

01:22:32 This is absurd. lt's just absurd.

01:29:58 You may find this hard to believe... but l still love you.

01:37:43 l thought you were Barbara.

01:45:08 - Gavin... - Uh, Susan, let me stop the car first!

03:01:03 gentlemen. ls this my final offer?