The War at Home

00:00:04 Hey.

00:00:50 So, the guidance counselor said it's up to us to decide.

00:01:47 it'll allow you to live up to your full potential.

00:02:37 That school puts enough pressure on the kids.

00:03:28 Okay, wait.

00:04:30 I mean, I go to work.

00:05:24 and I'll have no chance of landing a hot girl.

00:06:20 I have gotten lazy and the kids don't need me as much.

00:07:09 I don't want her to go back to work full-time.

00:08:23 I can't think of any reason, 'cause there is no other reason

00:09:17 I've always dreamed of winning a Golden Key Award.

00:10:08 And you could get in trouble, too

00:11:20 You're proud of me?

00:12:19 Dave, I was so exhausted that on the train back after my meeting

00:13:08 I can be Oprah. I can be thin Oprah if I want to be.

00:14:08 Oh, my God. You're dying.

00:14:52 I don't see any other reason why you shouldn't take the job.

00:15:34 Where is this selfishness coming from?

00:16:23 It's the article from yesterday's school paper

00:17:29 At first I was just encouraging you

00:18:14 I think you should push yourself

00:19:04 What? That's all you're going to say?

00:19:57 Hold on.

00:20:46 How many brussels sprouts does Jimmy eat on the third day?