The Wackiest Wagon Train in the West
1976 · 86 MIN · IMDB 3.6 · 129 VOTES · DIR. Earl Bellamy, Bruce Bilson, Jack Arnold, Oscar Rudolph
Overview
This comical western chronicles the silly adventures of a bumbling wagonmaster and his clutzy assistant as they attempt to take seven passengers across the prairie. Among the passengers are two wealthy Bostonians, an aspiring showgirl, a teacher, and bachelor. The story is adapted from Dusty's Trail, a television sitcom.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,923 lines
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00:00:08 THEME SONG: Let's follow the path of Dusty's trail, oh
00:05:18 What happened, Dusty?
00:09:30 Whoa, whoa.
00:14:02 The Hackamaws have Betsy tied to a post.
00:17:06 You just said, did you catch any worms?
00:23:51 And it's not a she, it's a he.
00:27:05 How long you think it'll take you to fix that contraption?
00:31:10 This is your friend.
00:35:26 in the privacy of your chambers.
00:39:29 -You'll wake up the marshal! -You don't believe me,
00:42:49 off all over the territory.
00:45:47 Look, don't ask me anything more.
00:48:14 Ready to roll, Mr. Callahan.
00:51:08 But how's a girl supposed to breathe?
00:53:55 coming back here, I figure they must
00:57:34 Well, you certainly got to admit,
01:01:40 BETSY: Help!
01:06:45 I don't know.
01:10:09 Let's go talk to her. -No!
01:13:00 Why, Skullner brothers.
01:16:13 you're a bigger dummy than the one on the jackass.
01:19:19 in this attempt to save our lives,
01:22:09 Winchester .44.
01:26:53 Goodnight, Mr. Callahan.
Cast & Characters
Bob Denver
Dusty
Forrest Tucker
Wagonmaster Callahan
Jeannine Riley
Lulu
Lori Saunders
Betsy
Ivor Francis
Brookhaven
Lynn Wood
Mrs. Brookhaven
William Cort
Andy
Eddie Little Sky
Natuma
Ernest Esparza III
Indian Boy
Don 'Red' Barry
Marshal
Buck Young
Rancher Uriah
James Gammon
Roy, Hired Hand
Dennis Fimple
McGirk
John Quade
Jake
Dick Peabody
Kyle Skullner
Taylor Lacher
Luke Skullner
James Jeter
Rafe Skullner
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,923
Dialogue density22.4 lines / min
First line00:00:08
Final line01:26:53
Production Record
DirectorEarl Bellamy, Bruce Bilson, Jack Arnold, Oscar Rudolph
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes129
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