The Undertaker Parlor Computer
1976 · 84 MIN · IMDB 5.6 · 260 VOTES · DIR. Gérard Pirès
Overview
Fred works for an insurance company as a computer engineer. He is bored with enduring the trials of his shrewish wife, so, after using actuarial tables to calculate the most common means of death, he cleverly prepares the family bathroom and brings about her demise. For a while he is content with his new freedom, but then he recognizes that a friend is in a similar situation.
Dialogue Timeline — 286 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:21 Quiet on the set.
00:02:03 There were 53 Junior Mints in this box.
00:02:31 Sure, buddy.
00:03:05 Hey, come on, man, that's my mom's book, all right?
00:04:02 asshole!
00:04:36 Hey, tell me, rich boy, got the balls to make a real horror film?
00:05:23 Bite the bag.
00:06:02 Oh, my God! What the hell is this?
00:06:51 No, wait! Hide! Hide!
00:08:42 Come on, old girl. Give us a smile.
00:12:36 ...I thought that was my job. What's the matter? You look sick.
00:13:25 You're gonna stick her in a pressed oatmeal coffin.
00:14:03 -Esbrook and this other guy killed her. -Would you give me a break, Norm?
00:14:44 Yeah.
00:15:37 I hope that whoever finds this tape will bring it to the right person.
00:16:29 Damn it, neither one!
00:17:16 Be careful with this stuff, man.
00:17:59 -What was that stuff? -Come back here.
00:18:47 -Oh, shit! He's screwing Grundy. -Yeah.
00:20:47 Nate.
00:21:21 He faked all this just to set us against each other.
00:22:40 Hey, hey, hey. What about me?
00:23:30 All right, gentlemen, I'm tired of the games. I want the tapes...
00:24:38 Oh, well. Poor Sebastian.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed286
Dialogue density3.4 lines / min
First line00:01:21
Final line00:24:38
Production Record
DirectorGérard Pirès
LanguageFrench
IMDb votes260