The Ugliest Woman in the World
1999 · 108 MIN · IMDB 5.0 · 659 VOTES · DIR. Miguel Bardem
Overview
Somebody has decided to celebrate New Year's Eve 2011 in a very twisted way - by dressing as a nun and brutally dismembering a little old lady. Lt. Arribas, a bald, toothless, one-eyed and lonely detective is called in on the case. His investigations lead him to the door of renegade Doctor Werner, who tells him the strange story of "The Beautiful Otero" the most beautiful woman in the world (former Spanish model Galera) who, before Werner s miraculous surgery, was the ugliest woman in the world! But Lt. Arribas now has a new problem - he is falling in love at a distance with his principle suspect who, because of her traumatic childhood, is planning her vengeance - to sabotage the Miss Spain Beauty Pageant, leaving behind her a trail of dead beauty queens. A super-slick science fiction thriller with a dark and bizarre finale.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,310 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:56 How are you? Hello.
00:06:52 I was telling them it's against regulations...
00:11:27 Me?
00:14:41 To everyone but the fetus. Come on!
00:19:46 all calls.
00:23:14 I brought you a very special present
00:26:10 Werner went too far.
00:29:12 - That makes nine. - Girls?
00:32:19 You know why I'm Quasimodo?
00:37:36 I can make you happy!
00:41:15 It's okay. Leave us alone.
00:44:10 in the magazines are 100% silicon
00:50:00 In name of the Miss Spain Pageant, welcome.
00:53:49 Forward.
00:58:18 Could be. Here
01:01:45 Not even those cuties?
01:05:04 How could she fall in love with that clown?
01:08:55 I should be on a wedding cake.
01:12:16 I'm here to help you.
01:16:12 The key thing is to guard the girls.
01:19:56 Mission accomplished. Let's go home
01:24:51 this envelope
01:30:00 brains out, if she has any in her lovely little head.
102:01:00 - Valencia, Salamanca.