The Ugliest Woman in the World
1999 · 108 MIN · IMDB 5.0 · 659 VOTES · DIR. Miguel Bardem
Overview
Somebody has decided to celebrate New Year's Eve 2011 in a very twisted way - by dressing as a nun and brutally dismembering a little old lady. Lt. Arribas, a bald, toothless, one-eyed and lonely detective is called in on the case. His investigations lead him to the door of renegade Doctor Werner, who tells him the strange story of "The Beautiful Otero" the most beautiful woman in the world (former Spanish model Galera) who, before Werner s miraculous surgery, was the ugliest woman in the world! But Lt. Arribas now has a new problem - he is falling in love at a distance with his principle suspect who, because of her traumatic childhood, is planning her vengeance - to sabotage the Miss Spain Beauty Pageant, leaving behind her a trail of dead beauty queens. A super-slick science fiction thriller with a dark and bizarre finale.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,310 lines
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00:00:56 How are you? Hello.
00:06:51 Get them out of here.
00:11:16 the pawn shops.
00:14:30 Give me a forfeit. I won't kiss her.
00:19:30 Must be a mistake.
00:22:38 Mirror, mirror, who's the fairest girl?
00:25:34 Pelayo, just give me a chance. Get to know me.
00:28:20 - When was your man's birthday? - Woman's.
00:31:24 This is what you wanted.
00:35:44 It's not silly at all, Lola.
00:40:00 but I'm with Cuca now.
00:43:09 The woman you experimented on at the university.
00:46:57 - You crazy fuck! - It just went off.
00:51:49 Okay, boss.
00:56:46 If you need anything, just call me.
00:59:57 that portrait.
01:02:59 Write down ten for me.
01:06:42 I wish you were my roommate.
01:10:03 the awards of "Miss Congeniality"
01:13:58 Almost all women want to improve their bust
01:17:17 Sweet Mother of God!
01:21:57 Lieutenant, they found Werner.
01:26:00 Where?
01:30:53 No!