The Two Missionaries
1974 · 89 MIN · IMDB 6.3 · 4,575 VOTES · DIR. Franco Rossi
Overview
Two missionaries come into conflict with the authorities when they turn their missionary into a parrot farm. The Bishop of Maracaibo calls them his 'black sheep' and the Monsignore has been called to check on their behavior. Like usual, our heroes help the poor to defend themselves and provoke some funny fist fights in the process.
Dialogue Timeline — 839 lines
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00:00:08 "Illustrious Eminences, I take the occasion of this letter..."
00:06:02 - We have been blessed by the gods, we can leave peacefully. - Yes.
00:10:15 - If the moon... - The next time the bell leaves.
00:14:05 He fled from the plantation of Colonel Morrison.
00:17:26 ...the Society of Exports for the British colonies...
00:20:33 It goes to 400! Who says 400? I want to hear 400!
00:23:50 "'Who will have the right reward for his actions? ".
00:27:00 - What's that? - It's the portrait of Father G.
00:30:45 ...to send you that crazy man.
00:35:59 Are you Mexican? Who told you to knock in that way?
00:40:13 Because of our work, the couples are prolific: 10, 15 children.
00:43:58 17 black!
00:47:19 Father G.? And my father. Dad!
00:50:28 I'm finished. Give me my penance.
00:55:37 He look for five days out the window and said:
00:58:31 - We take orders only from ecclesiastical authority. - I know.
01:01:47 - I had a vision. - A vision? What vision?
01:06:26 - What happened? - You're dreaming.
01:10:40 I decided to tell you one thing, I can only say it to a friend.
01:15:03 To feed them, to make them live better, to buy the sewing machine...
01:18:22 My new address is written in that bottle.
01:22:01 Goodbye.
01:26:05 - Do I continue? - Yes, go on Eminence.
01:30:49 The important thing is the result.
Cast & Characters
Terence Hill
Padre J.
Bud Spencer
Padre Pedro De Leon
Jean-Pierre Aumont
Monsignor Delgado
Robert Loggia
Alfonso Felipo Gonzaga
Mario Pilar
Menendez
Salvatore Basile
Monsignor Jimenez
Maria Cumani Quasimodo
Mrs. Gonzaga
Jacques Herlin
Bishop
Mario Erpichini
Casino Owner
Antonio Mendoza
Luigi Antonio Guerra
Lorenzo Piani
Riccardo Pizzuti
Menendez's Henchman #1 (uncredited)
Giancarlo Bastianoni
Menendez's Henchman #2 (uncredited)
Marcello Verziera
Menendez's Henchman #3 (uncredited)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed839
Dialogue density9.4 lines / min
First line00:00:08
Final line01:30:49
Production Record
DirectorFranco Rossi
LanguageItalian
IMDb votes4,575
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