The Twelve Chairs

1970 · 94 MIN · IMDB 6.4 · 7,346 VOTES · DIR. Mel Brooks

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Overview

In 1920s Soviet Russia, a fallen aristocrat, a priest and a con artist search for a treasure of jewels hidden inside one of twelve dining chairs, lost during the revolution.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,165 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:24 [Moaning]
00:03:18 - It's me. - Oh, thank God.
00:09:02 [Ends]
00:13:07 Oh, what a pity. What a pity.
00:16:35 Tout va bien. Tikon, you idiot, my gloves.
00:19:23 Quo vadis?
00:21:55 Let's go to bed.
00:24:43 Cousin Michael from Kiev. All the Vorobyaninovs are dead.
00:28:31 You look rather conspicuous.
00:33:11 [Whistles]
00:37:18 My chairs!
00:40:30 [Vorobyaninov] They're leaving.!
00:44:46 Dying. Uh, she keeps calling for her chairs.
00:47:51 Maybe he could play the count.
00:51:10 - What's going on here? - Ah.
00:55:18 Why didn't you ever make it cold?
00:59:28 Sell him something else. I want those chairs.
01:03:38 in short, spastic jerks...
01:07:08 I never want to see you again.
01:11:09 [Audience Gasps]
01:15:23 He's trapped. You're trapped!
01:21:27 [Shouting Continues]
01:27:08 Kaminsky was putting up a curtain.
50:00:00 of jewelry...

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,165
Dialogue density12.4 lines / min
First line00:00:24
Final line50:00:00

Production Record

DirectorMel Brooks
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes7,346