The Tick — S03E03 — Sidekicks Don't Kiss
1996 · 22 MIN · IMDB 8.3 · DIR. Hank Tucker
Overview
The Deerfield Aztecs, a baseball team, crashed in Mexico and formed their own lost tribe of real Aztecs. They track their missing shortstop, Carmalita (Arthur's girlfriend) to America but grab Arthur instead. When the Tick and Carmalita pursue, the Aztecs and their leader Wally unleash ""Speak"", some kind of lowly animal that they intend to wed Arthur to. Tick takes a shine to ""Speak"" (as he names him) and he defeats the Aztecs and rescues Arthur.
Dialogue Timeline — 363 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:31 Arthur: So, I was back in my old accounting office
00:01:18 And that's when I woke up screaming.
00:02:13 Answer: forthcoming!
00:02:53 Go away! Now!
00:03:30 Get the net itlan!
00:04:16 Oh, err... sorry! Heh.
00:05:48 And at least now we know where they're headed.
00:06:48 Carmelita?!
00:07:31 You're her boyfriend?!
00:08:32 they kept fire-breathing monkeys as pets...
00:09:18 You know them?!
00:10:00 Tick, that is so sweet!
00:10:48 a bride itlan you shall be itlan!
00:11:44 Come on, Wally!
00:12:38 I've got some really good instant coffee, but--
00:13:13 Okay, if this isn't a dream, then what was that creepy dog all about?
00:14:03 Arthur! My sidekick!
00:14:50 What a darned shame when she sprained her ankle
00:15:38 There was only one thing missing, Carmelita: you.
00:16:24 Stay back, loser!
00:17:14 All: Whoa!
00:18:09 Well, a gal's gotta know how to take care of herself.
00:18:58 Right, boy?
00:19:48 Spinning and writing letters don't mix.
Cast & Characters
Townsend Coleman
The Tick (voice)
Rob Paulsen
Arthur (voice)
Kay Lenz
American Maid (voice)
Cam Clarke
Die Fledermaus (voice)
Jess Harnell
Sewer Urchin (voice)
Jennifer Hale
Carmelita Vatos (voice)
Philip Austin
Wally Head (voice)
Peter Bergman
Dennis (voice)
David Ossman
Coach (voice)
Phil Proctor
Cordoroy Cordoba (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed363
Dialogue density16.5 lines / min
First line00:00:31
Final line00:19:48
Production Record
DirectorHank Tucker
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
The Tick, season 3, episode 3: Sidekicks Don't Kiss.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/14540/season/3/episode/3
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