The Three Stooges in Orbit

00:00:17 No object in the endless sea of space has aroused man's curiosity...

00:04:05 Let old buzzard-face in.

00:07:45 Okay.

00:09:54 On this "monanimous" occasion.... That's not right. "Moninimous."

00:13:17 No, he's innocent. It was the butler.

00:18:03 Come on, fellas, we've got less than an hour to make our TV show.

00:21:18 -You've gotta come home with me. -We're in conference.

00:23:16 Don't you know that we absolutely left all our clothes...

00:28:09 You better put your glasses on, pop.

00:30:22 -Oh, it rang a bell? -Yeah, but I saved my hotcakes.

00:33:31 I'm Carol Danforth. I was hoping you'd come-- My father was hoping....

00:36:05 Professor, I think it needs a little adjustment.

00:40:45 Larry! Joe!

00:44:48 -No, I'm more familiar with it-- -See you at Baldwin Air Force Base.

00:47:09 -Did you hit yourself? -No, I didn't hit myself.

00:51:07 -What did you say? -The Martians, they want it.

00:55:04 Get that map out of my face! You want me to wreck the ship?

00:58:09 -Boy that was tight, but I made it fit! -Yeah.

01:01:21 You lamebrain, you saw what happened with sand in the distributor.

01:06:26 Certainly! Don't you have any confidence in the professor?

01:09:11 What's the matter? Are you killing ants?

01:12:57 Not there! Here!

01:17:57 What are you doing out there?

01:21:46 It's two minutes to 6 right now, G.G. They won't make it.