The Tao of Steve

00:00:50 - We shouldn't be doing this, Dex. - Trust me. It's going to be over soon.

00:03:40 - What are you doing? - He's hiding.

00:06:22 -Really? -Must have made a big impression on you.

00:09:27 Yeah, man, you can walk.

00:13:03 I'm going to have to go with cardboard.

00:15:26 - Mango mahimahi? - How'd you know?

00:17:43 I love my dog.

00:20:39 Somehow I don't think your detachment is the same self-willed...

00:23:39 This takes us to the second rule of being Steve.

00:25:57 An ice-cream kiss.

00:28:24 because he was afraid he wouldn't be loved by one.

00:33:09 You're a--

00:35:39 I think I'm in love.

00:38:28 This friend of mine is house-sitting at this big house.

00:42:27 - It was nice to meet you. - You too.

00:44:47 - Come on. - I'm not mad.

00:48:13 I really appreciate your help. It's just this is all a little too hard.

00:52:32 It's just like puppies.

00:56:22 Good night, Syd.

01:00:02 That's it? That's cool. So I could just, you know, change and--

01:02:44 Right, right. Remember, okay, both men and women want to have sex...

01:08:04 I know. I'm grappling with that moment.

01:12:19 This whole thing is like a universal maxim kind of behavior.

01:15:27 I can't, I can't, I can't do this anymore.