The Tao of Steve

Name: The Tao of Steve
Director: Jenniphr Goodman
Released: 2000
Duration: 87 min
Rating: 6.7
Cast: Donal Logue, Ayelet Kaznelson, John Hines, John Harrington Bland, Jessica Gormley

2000 · 87 MIN · IMDB 6.7 · 7,883 VOTES · DIR. Jenniphr Goodman

Overview

Underachieving, overweight kindergarten teacher Dex finds a woman who forces him to reexamine his Zen-like system of seduction.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,024 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:50 - We shouldn't be doing this, Dex. - Trust me. It's going to be over soon.

00:03:43 - From who? - From everyone.

00:06:29 - Man-- - Yeah, I remember that.

00:09:40 - You're roadkill. - What are you guys talking about?

00:13:17 Okay. A set of steak knives?

00:15:55 I mean, she's staying at my house, guy.

00:18:19 Hey!

00:21:15 No! God! Don't rub. You'll hit. Okay.

00:24:10 Wonderful, but you can't camp in front of a chick.

00:26:53 Sorry. Sorry. I got it.

00:31:17 I'll call you.

00:34:11 Syd's under the impression it's a motorcycle.

00:36:29 They like chasing rabbits that dart in and out of bushes.

00:41:13 - Is she okay? - You know.

00:43:40 Huh? Oh, yeah. Well--

00:47:11 Okay.

00:50:29 - There will be walking. - Yeah.

00:55:14 your relationship with God or with each other?

00:58:34 - I most certainly did. - I love that word.

01:01:37 You're right. You're absolutely right. This is all wrong.

01:05:21 It's okay.

01:11:24 Hey, hey, I'm a Taoist!

01:14:19 What's your problem?

01:18:56 Actually, never mind.

Cast & Characters

Donal Logue Dex Ayelet Kaznelson Beth John Hines Ed John Harrington Bland Priest Jessica Gormley Gossipy Woman Mercedes Herrero Gossipy Woman Cheryl Anne Jaroslaw Gossipy Woman Nina Jaroslaw Maggie David Aaron Baker Rick Dana Goodman Julie

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,024

Dialogue density11.8 lines / min

First line00:00:50

Final line01:18:56

Production Record

DirectorJenniphr Goodman

LanguageEnglish

Revenue$4

IMDb votes7,883