The Substitute
2007 · 93 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 3,477 VOTES · DIR. Ole Bornedal
Overview
6th Grade gets a new substitute teacher. She wants to train the class for an international competition in Paris. But something isn't right. How is she able read kids' minds? Why is she so mean? And how does she manage to convince everyone's parents she is so great when the whole class knows she is really an alien?
Dialogue Timeline — 550 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:18:41 - Who's the head designer at BMW? - Chris Bangle.
00:20:31 - where everybody in the country is listed.
00:22:02 You have to be a bit careful about two on a bike ... and no helmets.
00:25:05 Get those knees up, Camilla! Come on!
00:27:07 How dare you! Don't do it, Carl!
00:28:47 Precisely: empathy!
00:30:54 But when the screen's turned off they’re turned out into this:
00:33:43 And your splendid children are going to show Europe
00:36:01 That is why I am here
00:38:42 -Then why did you tell me? - You're a bit mad yourself.
00:41:11 Hi, Carl.
00:42:52 Sorry.
00:47:23 She's coming!
00:52:20 I knew it. I knew it, Laura
00:55:09 And you are a nice little hamster too, Albert.
00:57:19 What's going on? And where's Sofie at?
00:59:55 Let's eat before it gets cold.
01:01:48 - You feel your heart go crazy. - And then you become invincible?
01:03:41 But Ulla has found a sensible answer and here it comes: Jesper.
01:07:17 Ulla, I'm so glad you found a need for me.
01:10:59 - What about the noise? - We'll push it down the hill.
01:14:52 They might as well get used to it right away.
01:17:14 Stop right there!
01:20:42 - Why won't anybody love me?! - Ulla, Ulla. Ulla?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed550
Dialogue density5.9 lines / min
First line00:18:41
Final line01:20:42
Production Record
DirectorOle Bornedal
LanguageDanish
IMDb votes3,477