The Story of Luke

00:00:00 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

00:05:39 WE NEED TO GET THEM PROPER CARE! IT'S WHAT'S BEST! >> WHAT, BEST FOR WHO?

00:10:12 >> YOUR GRANDFATHER AND COUSIN... WILL BE STAYING AS LONG AS THEY

00:13:41 AND DOESN'T WANT ME BACK. >> CAN I HELP YOU? >> YES, I WOULD LIKE SOME

00:16:43 GIRL. GIRL WHO DOESN'T NAG, LIKES TO TRAVEL AND --

00:20:44 YES! YES. >> COULD YOU PASS ME MY BRA? IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

00:24:40 I WAS AFRAID AFTER ALL THAT CORRUPTION WE PUT YOU THROUGH -- >> WATCH IT, SMART ASS.

00:27:57 UH, SHE'S ACTUALLY OUT OF THE OFFICE TODAY. I CAN TRANSFER YOU TO HER VOICE

00:31:40 DID SHE LOCK YOU UP SO YOU DIDN'T RUN AROUND DOING STUPID SHIT?

00:36:08 YEAH. WE SHOULD TALK MORE OFTEN. >> MR. NICHOLS?

00:39:04 >> WAIT, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD HIM TO GET A JOB? >> DOING WHAT?

00:42:43 FIGURES OF SPEECH! BUT YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT I MEANT "PAPER BAG" LITERALLY, DIDN'T

00:45:25 FILE BULLSHIT REPORTS, AND WHERE IS THE COFFEE MACHINE LOCATED? >> DO I LOOK LIKE I'M ABOUT TO

00:49:29 YOU'RE HERE TO REMIND PEOPLE WHAT A SAD WORLD WE LIVE IN WHERE SOMEBODY LIKE YOU CAN BE

00:55:08 UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. LUKE. LUKE.

00:58:48 EXTENSIVELY. HERE, SHE'LL SAY SOMETHING STUPID, AND HE'LL SAY SOMETHING

01:01:17 DECENT JOB ANYWHERE. YOU AND ME -- WE'RE NOT THE SAME SPECIES.

01:05:15 REALLY NICE CHI-CHIS. SO AS N.T.s GO, YOU PICKED A GOOD ONE.

01:10:03 [ CHICKEN CRACKLES ] NOW IT'S DONE. >> OKAY.

01:13:35 >> NO SCREAMING IN THE MALL, ZACK, OR THE JEWELRY STORE. IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE.

01:17:22 >> DON'T YOU SEE HOW STRESSED OUT I AM?! >> YES, BUT THAT'S NOT MY

01:22:48 I'M GLAD YOU GOT RID OF THOSE RIDICULOUS GLASSES. >> YES. ME TOO.

01:27:46 COMPUTER SHIT YET. I WISH I KNEW WHAT HAPPENED TO ZACK, BUT PLEASE DON'T THROW ME

01:32:17 I ONLY NEED TO FIND ONE. >> THAT'S VERY TRUE. [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]