The Story of Luke

00:00:00 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

00:05:36 >> I MEAN, GOD KNOWS WHAT OTHER SICK BEHAVIORS -- I MEAN, PAUL, WE NEED TO GET THEM PROPER CARE!

00:09:46 YES. LIKE A BOY MY AGE. >> [ SCOFFS ]

00:13:28 OHH! >> YOUR MOTHER'S REALLY SOMETHING.

00:16:12 >> AND REPEAT. AND ONE, AND TWO, AND THREE. >> [ GROANS ]

00:20:08 YOU'RE CUTE. YOU KNOW THAT? >> NO. I DID NOT.

00:24:03 >> MM. >> SEE? HERE ARE THE JOBS.

00:27:22 I'LL CALL YOU WHEN OUR NEXT JOB COUNSELOR'S READY. [ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

00:30:37 [ DOOR SLAMS ] >> WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE GOING ON IN THAT UNDERDEVELOPED MIND

00:34:42 GIVE ME THAT PIECE OF PAPER YOU'RE HIDING. DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE IT.

00:38:26 >> LUKE, WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL MY LOVING FAMILY WHO COOKED THIS DELICIOUS MEAL?

00:41:05 THEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, AND I START THE WHOLE THING ALL OVER AGAIN.

00:44:37 IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE. >> I SHOULD START MY TRAINING NOW, YES.

00:48:17 STARTED HITTING PEOPLE THAT TRIED TO GIVE HER PACKAGES, AND THEN ANOTHER KID WHO TOOK THEM

00:52:18 >> TOUGH DAY, HUH? >> YES. VERY TOUGH. >> TRY GETTING MARRIED AND

00:57:34 >> DID YOU FALL FOR AN N.T.? >> MARIA IS A NICE GIRL WITH PRETTY BREASTS.

00:59:41 >> YES. I DO. [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

01:02:54 COOK. OH, I'M SORRY. TEACH MY MOM HOW.

01:06:32 >> DID IT HELP? >> NO. [ UTENSILS CLANGING ]

01:11:51 >> NOW THAT WE'VE SELECTED AN APPROPRIATE TEST SUBJECT, I THINK THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

01:14:40 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

01:18:58 >> YES. I'M PROUD OF HIM. YOU'RE NERVOUS.

01:24:05 COME IN. COME IN. >> WHOA. WHAT'S UP WITH THE NEW THREADS?

01:28:33 JOB. AND IF I DIDN'T, HE'D SCREAM. >> [ SIGHS ]